Jakkii*

Sayori_Shii@yahoo.com — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 04:05:24 GMT

I love life. :D

How's that for an update?

Um, shit?

Sayori_Shii@yahoo.com — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 03:00:14 GMT

I have 26 days until show time. I feel like we're super behind. I know my songs and my lines but--shit. Does everyone else?! o_O

Whatever. I just needed to get that out in words. Panic is a good thing. It makes you better? Or maybe that's pressure...? Either way--

Um, Watchmen tomorrow. Winning. Who watches the Watchmen? Um--ME!

Ew, I have to write an essay tomorrow and do more dancing for Millie. Busy weekend. No time for me. Only Millie. Who is me. And I'm her. Uh--what?

Aubrey Hart. Marry me, please?

YES.

Sayori_Shii@yahoo.com — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 03:18:49 GMT

An Oscar for Heath. I just came, I'm so excited.

FUCK. YESSSS.

Sayori_Shii@yahoo.com — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 22:00:15 GMT

Stole from Emily--

(1) List 15 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
(2) Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them. (1 is the hottest.)
(3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
(4) Supply photos.
(5) Tag five people!

Okay--starting from 15 and working my way down to MY FUCKING FAVORITE. Oh, and I went with a D.O.A. approach. About a quarter of the people on this list are--in fact--dead. Oops? Oh, and LJ-cuts never fucking work for me. So--you aren't getting one. Sorry?

#15. Faye Dunaway. (before plastic surgery) She was mad hot in Chinatown. I just like her Maude look.

#14--and #13. Jim Sturgess and Joe Anderson. Those boys were magical together in Across the Universe. They should always be slashed together and I should always be allowed to watch.
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#12. Stephen Colbert. I love a man who can make me laugh and come at the same time. It must be the eyebrows

#11. Rihanna. I'd love to stand under her umbrella

#10 Johnny Depp. Really--is there a list he isn't on? Pirates, Sweeney, Cry-Baby--love em all.

#9. Christian Bale. He's just--a flawless man. Batman and American Psycho. I do love a man in tights.

#8. Meagan Fox. I'm pretty sure she was once of the first girls to make me question my sexuality.

#7. Katherine Hepburn. I saw the Philadelphia Story and that was all it took. There's way too many hot people in that movie. One of whom is also on this list.

#6. Vivien Leigh. She's a sassy lady with a huge talent. Gone with the Wind and Fires over England are two of my favorite movies with her.

#5. Jimmy Stewart. He's just so hot in the 'guy-you-could-meet-on-the-street' way. It's a Wonderful Life, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington and The Philadelphia Story are movies where you just want to jump his bones.

#4. Laurence Olivier. He's tall, dark and fucking handsome. Plus, he's Heathcliff and couldn't be any closer to the visual in my head of what Mr. Heathcliff looks like. Oh--and incidently, he was married to Vivien Leigh. Threesome, anyone?

#3. Peter O'toole. Oh, he's just so British and flamboyant. Plus, he's a blonde! :] Lawrence of Arabia is one of those movies I could watch a million times. My Favorite Year is also one of my other favorite O'toole's.

#2. Cillian Murphy. His face is just perfect. He's actually--BEAUTIFUL. And those eyes--guy. Just came. He scared the shit out of me in Red Eye and continued to do that in Batman.

AND NUMBER 1. DUH.

Heath Ledger.
I love everything he did and everything he would have done.

People who almost made the cut:
Marilyn Monroe. For obvious reasons.
Audrey Hepburn. I may hate Holly Golightly, but I do like Audrey.
Helena Bonham Carter. She's a hot Lovett and a hot Bellatrix.
Rose McGowan. Cherry Darling. Enough said.
Jack Lemmon. He's so cute. And hilarious.
Cary Grant. Oh my god. Words cannot even describe.
Matthew MacFadyen. Mr. Darcy. Came. AND Clint Eastwood. God he was hot in all those Westerns.

Now I'm depressed cause I'll never get to sleep with these people. Sad face.

Sayori_Shii@yahoo.com — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 23:44:59 GMT

Well, I'm heading out to D.C. tomorrow to see Obama get sworn in and to do a bunch of school sponsored tourist stuff. I have a feeling something might happen to my bladder towards the end of this trip. There will be limited pee-breaks. Fuck.

Oh, and is there a reason why she isn't talking to me?

Yay for not peeing.

Wuthering Heights is a fantastic novel and I am officially in love with Heathcliff. Yeah, he's a villain--but that makes no nevermind to me. Hello, Joker girl here! Anyways, I would rape him until he liked it. He'd be the abused one in the relationship because I'd break his pelvis with the intensity of my thrusts. Fact.

Lulz.

Sayori_Shii@yahoo.com — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 01:04:17 GMT

Oh, by the way--I'm Millie. With Mac. It's a double cast and we're fabulous together. And Aubrey is my Muzzy. *comes in pants* It's going to be amazing.

Did I forget to tell you that?

I just got home from a full cast read and it was FABULOUS. Can't wait for the next four months of my life! :P

Sayori_Shii@yahoo.com — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 02:06:19 GMT

I'm so confused right now. My emotions are unpredictable. Something is off in my life and it's freaking the hell out of me. I'm cranky, depressed, iritated, upset, hurt, annoyed, spiteful, cynical--I'm everything right now. If I met up with you, I'm not sure if I'd cry on your shoulder or rip your fucking throat out. I'm alittle old for this mid-teenage angst, but I just feel like everything has gone Helter Skelter and I can't stop to get off the ride. I'm scared at some of my thoughts right now. Help?

"You can be as mad as a mad dog at the way things went, you can curse the fates, but when it comes to the end, you have to let go..."
What a great way to start the new year.

Millie

Sayori_Shii@yahoo.com — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 21:35:41 GMT

So--auditions for Thoroughly Modern Millie went really fucking well. Like--I might get a lead. Or I might not because of my utter lack of involvement in the other shows. They mostly cast on seniority, and while I am a senior, I've really only been in one show. All I know is that I got to hump Aubrey Hart about three times at auditions and it was magical. So, that's good for my little info disclosed a few posts back.

No--we did a scene and when it wrapped, I was supposed to end with hugging her. I did. And she paused in the hug to grab my butt. And then we humped alot. Infront of the whole cast. WOOOOOOOOOOOH! I came all over myself.

So, I really don't care what role I get.

Only Reason ~~Number ONE~~ for trying out for the musical: Aubrey Hart.

Just kidding--but not really.

Btw-I FINISHED MY COLLEGE APPS! CAN I GET A 'HELL YEAH'?

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Sayori_Shii@yahoo.com — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 19:55:44 GMT

The Dark Knight is out on DVD today. I can die now.

Oh, and yesterday was my Birthday. WOOH! I'm 17--finally!
It feels amazing.

the break

Sayori_Shii@yahoo.com — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 13:36:19 GMT

So, Thanksgiving break was great--in the sense that I didn't do anything I said I would. YEAH, I'll write alllll my supplements for the Common App!

Not true.

I haven't done squat yet, and right now it's Sunday so I better get a move on.

Other than not doing anything for college, I ate alot of Bree and cranberries, got fatter, saw Quantum of Solace (Daniel Craig *comes in pants*), hung out with Emily and Laura, drooled over Lawrence of Arabia some more, had the worst turkey dinner ever and watched our in-law-by-marriage aunt call my dad a racist. WOOHOO! So much fun. I think I'm speaking for a large portion of people out there when I say:

I FUCKING HATE THE HOLIDAYS.

End of rant.

Oh, and Josh Bonatt still wants to be friends when he won't even acknowledge me? Hmm, don't think so.

Epiphany

Sayori_Shii@yahoo.com — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 04:23:17 GMT

I've fallen in love with Aubrey Hart even though I've had a possible total of three actual conversations with her.

Scary.

Sayori_Shii@yahoo.com — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 02:26:40 GMT

So--I just want to talk about the scariest night of my life. Just to let it all out! It was last night at a blood drive sponsored through our school. My friend Morgan got roped into chairing it, so I agreed to volunteer as a worker there for a two-hour shift.

Laura was going to donate, but not on my shift. However, the blood drive ended up being so understaffed that by the time I got there, she was just getting ready to give blood.

She asked me to come see her and talk to her so the whole 'bleeding me' thing didn't go to her head. We just laughed and talked about boy porn and Emily this weekend and a bunch of fun stuff. I had to go back to my station, as I was in charge of nourishing people and making sure noone felt too faint after they were finished giving blood. I got a brief on what to do if someone had an issue, but it was vague and like--10 seconds of mumbled instructions. So, I prayed that noone would have an issue on my shift.

As my luck would have it, Laura stumbles over to the station, looking this interesting shade of white. She then said--Dude, I feel weird. And when I asked her if she was okay, she said "I feel dizzy". Then, I see her slide into a chair. I was instructed to tell those who felt sick to lie their heads down on our table while I rang an emergency bell. She wasn't even capable of doing so. I asked her to lie her head down like I was talking to a five year old.

Then, I saw her slide down in the chair, eyes glazed with a Jack Nicholson!from the Shinning look on her face. She then started shaking in her chair. So by then, she was unconscious and I thought she was having a seizure. Then, she went all still and the workers rushed over. I thought she was dead. I started sobbing. Like--zero to 60 instant sobbing. My history teacher, who happened to be there, had to comfort me, as I was hysterical. Morgan was too. Then, they lifted Laura up like she was luggage and in about thirty seconds, I heard her voice. It was horrific. I don't even know how I feel. I feel everything.

Then all this bullshit with her mom being angry and all this other crap came into play, but I can't even talk about it. It just irritates me.

I just wanted to write about that moment. And now, whenever I look at her, I see that face she made and I can't even think straight. I feel guilty and sick and petrified. And a billion other emotions. I'm never donating blood.

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Sayori_Shii@yahoo.com — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 06:04:16 GMT

My lord, I'm a senior and I'm almost applied to college. Um--woohoo? Anyways, everyone knows I go through male celebrity fantasies like water and this month Cillian Murphy is my number one. He will be MINE. Even though he's married (um,OMGWTF why not to me?) and has two kids. SUPERCRYSADFACE.

Mom's birthday was today. We watched the 40-year-old Virgin and I think I came close to peeing my pants. lulzlulz. My dad got a little drunk and the both of us rocked out like the techno twins to the Global Deejays.

New Bond Movie next weekend. Too bad I have the leadership lock-in. Oh--and a Godfather movie marathon with Laura while her parents are gone for the weekend?! Um, yes please. Drinking involved--perhaps. Satan--I mean--her mom marks the bottles though... Sad face.

Oh, and I was lurking Emily's LJ and found this little gem to do at one o'clock in the morning. I need sleep. And Cillian Murphy's fucking cock. But mostly the sleep part.

From my Ipod being on shuffle...

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

Opening Credits:
The Who-Teenage Wasteland
Lololol. That's awkwardly perfect. My life is a teenage wasteland.

Waking Up:
Bend and Snap (from Legally Blonde the Musical)
Hmm, not sure if that's how I'd wake up in the morning. Trying to lure guys with my junk? Yah, no.

First Day At School:
Rush-Working Man
I'm no man--but school makes me work like a dog. So--that's oddly accurate.

Falling In Love:
Moulin Rouge Soundtrack-Diamonds are a Girl's best friend
Hmm, I think I could love diamonds. I could love em' alot. :]

Fight Song:
Queen-Don't Stop Me Now
That worked out nicely. That song is an 'I'll shit on your face if you try to get in my way' song.

Breaking Up:
Billy Joel-We Didn't Start the Fire
Lulz. I didn't start the fire. Did you? Is that why our relationship is ending?

Prom:
Abba-Dancing Queen
Um, seriously. No joke. That came up.

Life:
Pantera-Walk
Sure, I guess I command respect. That's what that song's about anyways...

Mental Breakdown:
Smiley-Delirium
If I went crazy, it would sure sound that chipper!

Driving:
Digital Napalm-TECH WAR!
I'd drive to a thirteen-minute-mostly-noise techno song. Mmmmhmmm.

Flashback:
Disney's Pocahontas-The Virginia Company
Reliving my childhood through the magic within Disney movies.

Getting Back Together: Aerosmith-Dream On
lololol. Title explains it all, I guess.

ew.

Sayori_Shii@yahoo.com — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:23:37 GMT

Senior Year starts tomorror and I have nothing done! YAY!

Summer.

Sayori_Shii@yahoo.com — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 14:20:51 GMT

So it's mid-August right now and I've been having an amazing summer. We should start with the fact that I did get my permit like a week after school let out and I think I got the easiest test available. I got the same question about three times and it went along the lines of..."is it ever okay to smoke pot and drive?"

Yeah. So that wasn't hard. Then I learned how to drive Standard which makes me fell really fucking cool, popped a tire while hitting a curb in a rotary, finally signed driving school at the end of the month and then I can get my license. Too bad I'm unemployed and gas is $ 4.15 a gallon. Oh well.

So really, that was June. July was fun because Kory Thatcher decided to have these all night shoot-a-palooza's with this one person shooter game called Counter Strike. You're divided onto teams with everyone having a laptop. As you can imagine, us girls are awful and just die alot. But there are some hysterical moments that come out of playing games like that. If telling funny stories was an olympic sport, Kory would win every medal. Seriously. He could read the fucking phone book and make me shit myself.

Rock Band 2 Setlist. Um, I shit rainbows at how awesome it is.

Soul Calbiur 4 came out? WTF, where was I?!

Emily Fietz is fucking amazing. I can't even come up with enough adjectives to describe the awesome. She draws me gay Yu-Gi-Oh porn and raves with me in parking lots. Kory taught me how to spin glow sticks.

I'm pretty sure I've never felt so bi-sexual before this year/summer. I LIKE BOTH, MMKAYYY?

Um, so, Sean's dad told everyone he lost two teeth while getting mugged when it was really his dad punching him in the face. Yeah...so now he lives with his mom who he hates and his dad is selling his house and giving Sean half of the money...

CRY FACE.

Um, three words. THE DARK KNIGHT. Amazing. I plan on seeing it once more to make it four times. I just get really upset while watching it because I think about how dead Heath Ledger is. CRY FACE MORE. Oh and Mamma Mia was pretty great too! Even my dad liked it!

Then we saw ABBA at the Melody Tent again this summer, but this time Mackenzie came with us and we stood up and danced/sang with glow sticks all night. Then, at intermission, we got bitched at for being in people's ways when everyone behind us had been standing too. It's just cause we're 17 and we had glow sticks. And we were hot so they were jealous. So we stood MORE than we had during the first half of the show. Lulz. And it was pouring that night but Mac's neighboor does lights there so we got a rad parking space away from all the traffic.

I have S.A.T prep. Which sucks.

I did have a date with Alex. But seriously, he was alot older. And that was my first legitimate date. So when he wanted to go to third in his car and I was all *is a virgin/is not used to dates* like an hour into it and I said no, I think that kind of scared him away. Whoops. But we saw Wall-e and kissed with tongues. I like doing that. Alot. And seriously, everyone's doing it this summer. They find a boy and hook up with him once to get all that sexual tension out and then it's all 'hey, bye, thanks, see you'. Plus he's going off to California to do things that hot boys do. So, that was fun.

Which leads up to yesterday which was GLORIOUS. Mac invited me to P-town to hang out with her, Laura, Ramsey, and then her freinds Emma, Stephanie and Ruby. At first I was all "I don't know them'. BUT IT WAS AMAZING. Those girls were lovely. And Ramsey was, too. LULZ. He's one of the girls. Plus Ruby has a house in P-town and one in Harwich, so we got to dump all of our shit at her P-town house and then keep on trucking like cool kids. We sang through Colors of the Wind and I'll Make a Man Out Of You. And finished both songs. With like, amazing harmony.

We got lunch at this amazing African place, sang the soup song from the Boosh when Ruby's soup arrived, and got this guy to think we were the shit! He took a group photo of us because he was amazing. Then Ruby saw a hummer and ran up to the woman while she had a fake nose ring in to say "Mother Earth Thanks You for your contriputions to Global Warming." And the woman's only come-back was--"Eh, nice nose ring." Good one.

Ramsey and I are officially Exclusive because we bought sexy clothes from an underground Boutique called B-Exclusive. Oh yeah. It was kinda pricey but I had money to burn on fun shirts and incense. Ramsey bought the sweatshirt he said he had seen before and had a joygasm. After that we just walked around and acted retarded. We played Scategories at Ruby's which was fun because Mackenzie thought of the most crazy things like Office Scissors and an Off-white horse. Which were so awesome that we gave her the points for them. After that, Ruby made my eat ice cream while saying a different joyous exclaimation for each bite I had. Awesome.

Then there was the Twilight midnight party. After we all got home, Mac and I went to the mall to look for some white shoes for her. Then we decided, well, we're going to the Twlight Midnight party, let's get some red fucking apples to carry around and be hot while doing so. So we went to Trader Joes and bought some. Yes. Then went into this weird Twlight themed kissing booth where this dude blind-folded probably about 150 horny chicks and say "You ready? you'll be damned for all time, you know..." and put red dots on your neck. Mac and I just hit on him to fluster him. It worked.

So, after getting sort of hot and bothered after that, we read various excerpts from Romance novels which charming titles like 'Italian Stallions' or 'Gothic Heat'. Then all of a sundden, Brenna and Laura Wildman are like 'oh hey!' Mind you, I haven't seen Laura Wildman since the seniors got to leave early for summer. Alex was her friend whom I met though her. So that was fantastic. Then I met these two girls who were hiding from someone they didn't like so I gave them 'disguises' which consisted of sunglasses and shorts. They were great because they seemed young and reminded me of me and MAc when we were in like 8th on 9th grade.

Then Emily was all "I'm here with my crazy co-workers who are both kind of drunk!" which was great. Emily and Brenna are on Team Jacob. Mac and I are Team Edward, even thought I've only read the first 50 pages of the first one. LULZ. Oh well.

So yesterday pretty much rocked. YES.

Unfortunately, I have about a month where I need to read my four summer books, maybe get a job and do driving school. Fuck. Oh well.

FUCKING WIN

Sayori_Shii@yahoo.com — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 19:03:49 GMT

OH MY HELL. NEWS OF PANDORA BEING IN GUITAR HERO 4 (or GH: on tour)!!
Even though the outfit is kinda weird (catholic school girl...? seriously...she's the goth/metal girl guys...)
BUT WHATEVER. I'll take whatever I can get at this point! :P

um, wewt?

Sayori_Shii@yahoo.com — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 19:27:21 GMT

Livejournal FTW.

So prom happened and it was amazing. Probably one of the best nights of my life. It's in the top three. Well...if I think of the other twobest nights, I'll be sure to tell you what they were. I think I scared Brenna's supah-fly date, Nate Burnie, though. I have a very interesting way of talking. I like to say 'True story' after pretty much everything I say. I think he was um--how should we say--hesitant of me after prom. LULZ.

Yeah, and my Senior friends are done with school. Well---FUCK THE ENTIRE SENIOR CLASS except for Doc Howard, Emily Fietz, Laura Wildman, Josh and Nick Bonnatt, Ellen Burmingham and Kory Thatcher. The rest of that class can go suck a big HUGE man-penis. Seriously. I plan on continuing Saturday night techno raves in the local Burger King parking lot with them. It's pretty much amazing.

So, I'm scrambling for a last minute summer job at maybe a movie theatre, because my other job with Laura fell through. COUGHCOUGHSTILLREALLYANNOYEDABOUTTHATCOUGH. But whatever. I just need to learn that some people can't keep promises.

David Cook and I are having sexy singing babies, btdubs.

Oh and that judgemental asshole in the last post? Well...I guess everyone realized he was a--well--judgemental asshole--and he isn't breathing down my neck anymore. Yayz.

Still need to get on that whole um--driving thing. Seriously. COUGHCOUGHSTILLHAVEN'TGOTMYPERMITEVENTHOUGHITURNED16LASTDECEMBERCOUGH. Uh--yeah. And I need a boyfriend. And a job. And...um--to not get another shitty grade on the SAT's in the fall.

We will not reveal my current score.
Hint: it's not more than 1100.

Yeah, ouch, I know. Can I remind you that I got a 90 in fucking Pre-Calculus last term but I can't do the math on the SAT's?! Can someone figure out what's wrong with that picture?

So my list for the summer is...
get a fucking job.
finally learn to drive (just in time to give away my new job's pay for gas)
get a boyfriend (Alex Barron--don't be shyyyy.... *is a creep*)
and have as much fun with my senior friends as possible before they leave for college. (with the job, sat prep, and driving hours--ugh...that doesn't sound like alot of time for fun)

I hate you...seriously. AHAHAHA. Metalocalypse FTW.

Sayori_Shii@yahoo.com — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 22:20:01 GMT

I wish people didn't suck. And that judgemental assholes weren't forced into your life. :]

Sayori_Shii@yahoo.com — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 01:52:28 GMT

So, yeah. Um, I'm a junior now. I really need to stop sucking about updating my Livejournal.

To fill anyone in who's even reading.

I was right. The only good thing about seeing Spiderman 3 in theatres was that Across the Universe's trailer was attatched to it. I saw it. AND IT WAS THE GREATEST ORGASM OF A FILM EVER! Siriusly. Joe Anderson-you betta watch out. If I see you on the street, U'm straight up molesting you. No joke.

Um, Guitar Hero 3 came out. Pandora is not on it. *dies* Casey Lynch is all hot though and she's basically like a blonde Pandora. I guess I'm over it.

Jude/Max is my new fucking OTP. Kthanx.

Scrubs season 7? Um, yespleasethankx. It's amazing.

I still love my Ipod more than you and I like metal. Still.

SO PISSED

Sayori_Shii@yahoo.com — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 01:23:18 GMT

Okay, just found out that Pandora won't be in fucking Gutiar Hero 3. WTFFTW? I'M SO PISSED. She was one of the reasons why I even played. GRRR. And they got rid of Clive. WTF? He was amazing. Because fucking Xavier Stone is 'the 70's rocker', they didn't need two? WTF? Xavier wasn't a fucking 70's rocker in the first game. He had dreads and wore jeans. CLIVE WAS AMAZING. And then these guys claimed that they melded Pandora and Judy together? Cool? NO. FUCK THE WORLD. These new people just killed my game. They should have left it with Harmonix, I'm so pissed at the world right now.

Pandora was my fucking girl. You can see this by looking at my LJ icons. And my devart. I'm obsessed and they cut her! dksjfsaldfjasljfsalfj That's just as bad as David Fucking Yates being like, 'Ooooh, Christian Coulson is too old to be Tom Riddle in the 6th movie.' AH. Fuck all you assfaces.

Holy fucks.

Sayori_Shii@yahoo.com — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 21:54:29 GMT

Okay, when I saw that crazy trailer for the J. J. Abrams movie before Transformers, I was like HOLY FUCK. This movie looks amazing. I mean, the Statue of Liberty get's her head torn off by a raging roaring monster. Sweet pwnage.

What I think is really cool is that, um, noone knows what this monstorous thing is. It's on a rampage and it's roaring like a crazy person. It blows shit up and noone knows what it is. There's this crazy speculation that the monster is Godzilla but Paramount doesn't have rights for a Godzilla movie until 2013. Anyways, J. J Abrams told everyone that it's a new monster. Some think it's Cthulu or someone. Plus, there's one line in the trailer that sounds like 'It's a lion, it's huge.' and everyone's like OMGEE, A GIANT LION. NO. The guy says, 'I saw it, it's ALIVE, it's huge.' BITCHES.

So, a giant monster in NYC, kicking ass. And we don't know what it is which I love. It leaves us all hanging. AND--the movie doesn't have a title yet. WOAH. Balls-y move there, Abrams. Everyone is just calling it 1-18-08 or the code name Cloverfield, whatever that means. Anyways, this looks like the showstopper of 2008 and I'm on board.

All those crazy Lost fans are examining the stills for the movie to see if they can find clues. And some of them are doing shockingly well. More power to them. I love all the 1+1+8+0+8 that equals 18, then add the number of digits to 18, that gets you 23 2/3 = .666.

CRAZY SHIT. Anyways, CLICK HERE for the trailer

Summer flicks.

Sayori_Shii@yahoo.com — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 20:07:43 GMT

So, I went to see Hairspray and Transformers. Surprisingly, they both kicked alot of serious ass. I mean, GIANT ROBOTS, and Michel Pfeiffer trying to make out with Chris Walken. Um. Yes. Serious pwnage. I thought I was going to kill myself everytime Zach Effron was on screen when I heard he was in this movie. By the way, I really detest the High School Musical franchise. However, to my surprise, he was okay in this film. Tolerable. Yay.

Yep, I love Michel Pfeiffer. She's one of the Hollywood ladies I'd go lesbian for (besides Elizabeth Hurley and Helen Bonham Carter). It feels weird saying this but after seeing Hairspray, I think Michel would be a wonderful Narcissa Malfoy, IF THEY REALLY HAD TO GO THERE. I know they like to keep it British and have done that successfully so far, but after seeing the casting for HBP, I'm freaking out. By the way, Warner Brothers will perish if they don't bring back Christian Coulson. People will die, my Warner Brother's friends. There will be blood. If I have to march on the fucking studio playing the evil eye music from Scrubs (SEASON 5, watch it!), I will. Glaring the whole way. So, nyah. *farts in their general direction* But I have a terrible feeling about Harry Potter 6. I mean, where was the locket and Reggie in the 5th movie? WTFFTW?! Whatever, I better get into my meditative state for a bit before I go nuts and take out my computer with a bat.

...
...
Yep. So, purchased Season 5 of Scrubs, watched it and pissed everywhere. Except, not really. Ha.Ha.

PRAISE BE TO KRISHNA!

HARRY POTTER, like WOAH

Sayori_Shii@yahoo.com — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 03:49:27 GMT

So I've decided to jump on the HP reflection band wagon and I've got my thoughts on the 7th book and the 5th movie.

Likes: BELLATRIX. OH MY GOD. HELEN BONHAM CARTER CAN HAVE SEX WITH ME! Oh, and Luna and Umbridge did awesome jobs too. BUT BELLATRIX. AND TONKS. AMAZING.

Filch being a nut-job

Dumbledore versus Voldie in a crazy computer generated magic duel. SEXXXXX

Grimmauld Place. And Kreacher. So ugly, so awesome.

Voldemort in a tux, moving his neck awkwardly. Holy fuck, pwnage.

No SPEW. That jesus.

The Gwarp stuff was actually kind of cute. I mean I seriously didn't read those chapters in the books because Hagrid stuff bores me so hard. You have no idea.

Azkaban breakout stuff.

Kingsley Shaklebolt is my brownbear. He had like two lines (one was so lame) but that's okay.

and other stuff I can't think of right now.

Dislikes: Bellatrix, in the Department of Mysteries with Avada Kedavra. WTFFTW BALLS. Sirius got knocked into the veil guys. It didn't suck in his post-mortem wheezing corpse. GREEN HEX, NOT IN THE BOOK. Re-read it. Got pissed at Warner Brothers.

Too much short-changing when it came to the Order and the battles. Like seriously. I know the book is called Harry Potter but I don't need to see fucking Daniel Radcliffe's face in every FUCKING FRAME. The supporting characters are who make these books amazing. Harry is my least favorite character. So, try not to ignore everyone else guys! TOO MUCH TRIO. Not enough, well anyone in general.

Longest book, shortest movie. WTFFTW? They cut out all the crap which was nice but they went alittle too cut happy and cropped some good stuff.

What happened to finding the locket, and Regulus? Hm, that's going to bite them in their stupid asses later.

Sirius' odd pimp-like wardrobe. Well...I kinda liked it. *guilty smile*

Um, Snapes worst memory. More like, a Ring like flashback where everything is half imposed on something else and flickery. Not enough there. And no LILY FUCKING EVANS. WTFFTW?!

Michael Gambon sucking. Richard Harris, why did you have to go and die?!?!

Sorry but David Thewlis will never be my Remus Lupin. Ever. Gary grew into Sirius but David, I respect you man, but you are not Remus Lupin.

But it was still sexxxxx on wheels.

So, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. My friends and I are crazy retards and we went to the midnight party dressed as Death Eaters. I was so Walden McNair. Oh yes. But that party rocked. Especially when Ben kept doing the Potter Puppet Pals song. No, but seriously, we drew on dark marks and had masks and cloaks. I need to post those pictures. But yeah, we got the book, went back to Margaux's, read for a bit, stayed up until five in the morning, got 3 hours of sleep and then watched the movies. Seriously, funny moments in some of those movies. And everytime Oliver Wood speaks, we all sigh. I totally want to do Tom Riddle/Christian Coulson. I've heard that they won't cast him as Tom in the 6th one because he's 30 now and that makes him too old. OH BAHFUCKINGHUMBUG. Daniel Radcliffe is like 18 or some shit, looks 21 and is playing a 15 year old. Stop being retarded, Warner Brothers. Siriusly. I will forever fart in their General Direction if they don't bring Chris back. I signed a fucking petition, okay! Christian Coulson! *leghumps*

Ahem, so we got free Harry glasses at the party, put them on and kept saying 'LOOK AT ME!' over and over again. Great moment in movie 5. ROFLS. Plus, I was so tired the next morning that when we found out Fleur's mom's name, Applione or some shit, whatever, don't care. I just went, oh yeah, fleur's mom, My face is apples. And just passed out. That was the quote of the day. So we decided that the Basilisk is always screaming 'Look at me', Tom Marvolo Riddle actually spells out 'My face is apples' (we even came up with a name that does arrange itself into that: Mace Sappy-files) and that when everyone freaks out about the troll in the first movie and Dumbles yells 'silence!', he's really saying 'Shut up! Okay, everyone, grow a pair and calm down.' Plus, Hagrid's warning to Draco about fang is actually: "Okay but just to let you know, he fucking sucks." Oh God, amazing what barely any sleep can do.

SO BOOK SEVEN.

SIRIUSLY DEATHLY SPOILERS AHEAD.

Let's start out with, the only deathers that weren't spoiled for me that I actually cared about were Moody and Scrimgeour. Yep. Found out about Tonks, Lupin, Fred, and Bellatrix because some asshole went about posted them in their info on fanfiction.net. Didn't expect that one. And I saw Tonks and Lupin before Moody, so I said, 'fuck it' and read the whole list. But I was still sad about them when it happened. Other than that, I wasn't spoiled.

Likes: Chapter One in general. Bellatrix being all 'MY LORD', Narcissa being a sexy wife, Lucius having Azkaban-waxy skin/sunken in eyes syndrome, floating lady getting shit on, Snape in a forest, Voldemort de-manifying Lucius and all that great stuff.

Dudley. So cute. Alittle late, but cute. I was seriously like, wow this is the end. The Dursleys are kind of nice?! O_O

The seven Potter's scene pwned. Ron being all, uh sorry Remus, *touches Tonks' hips*

FINALLY MEETING ANDROMEDA! AND TED!

The wedding.

Death Eaters being EVERYWHERE. Seriously, yay a wedding. DEATH EATERS. A cafe! DEATH EATERS! I was like holy shit, they're not sucking! Voldemort must be so pleased.

Um never thought I'd say this, but Hermione in general. I've hated her since the third book and I was like, wow she better kick so much ass in the last book, or she might as well just die. And she kicked ass. She wasn't bitchy with Ron the whole time. And wasn't a crazy whore. GOOD JOB HERMIONE!

Potterwatch and the Muggleborn Registration. So Holocaust-y. So awesome.

Magic is Might. Really cool.

Kreacher. He's the best fucking house elf ever. Seriously.

Regulus Arcturus Black! *leghumps*

Sirius having porn all over his walls. ROFLZ

Godric's Hollow. Sad Sad Sad.

Ron coming back and saving Harry's ass. Plus the disturbing Tom Riddle locket stuff with Hermione being like 'Oh Harry, put it in me'. And Ron being like, *angst*

The entire Malfoy Manor scene. Bellatrix with a knife. OHMYGOD, do me please. Plus a Bella/Lucius fight over who gets to summon Voldemort. Teehee.

Dobby's death. Not a fan. Sorry folks. I knew he was marked since the Second Book when Harry's all, don't try to save me again. Well he did. AND HE DIED. Though, it was sad when Harry buried him without magic.

Amazing expanding treasure and a Bellatrix!Hermione. Awesome. Plus an escape on a dragon.

Aberfoth rocks. Him and his goats. WOAH.

Screaming Draco on a broom. Harry being like, wow n00b, calm the fuck down.

Harry pwning Remus. The only time I've ever routed for Harry. "Remus, stop being a pissy bitch." said Harry. Remus pouted, then ran back to Tonks (like he should be doing!!), crying about his werewolf soul being a surfboard on the ocean of despair.

Neville killing Nagini

OLIVER WOOD. Even though he was there for 2 secons and was well...carrying a dead Colin...

Percy coming back! HOLY SHIT. And McGonagall being like, HARRY ROCKS. Harry: *head blows up*

The amazing amount of Unforgivables used by the Trio.

Snape being all 'Look at me James-spawn with Lily-eyes.' Cute. And his tale was pretty sweet.

Bellatrix being all 'My Lord' like a lover. HAWT. Even if Azkaban made her Bat-shit crazy and she's all married. ROFLZ.

MOLLY WEASLEY versus Bellatrix, cursing like a sailor (for a kids book, anyways) and then shitting on her. Good one, Molly.

The entire forest scene with a concerned mom!Narcissa and Voldemort being like *plankton voice over* I WIN! I WIN!

The final Voldemort fight with him being all 'NOOOO!' for Bella and them Harry and Him having a verbal smackdown. Yep. I liked alot of stuff about this book. My list of dislikes is shorter. I think.

Dislikes: The obscene ammount of un-needed character deaths. COLIN CREEVEY?! Come on! Was Hedwig really necessary? AND TONKS AND LUPIN. They had a kid and shit. The minute Remus is sort of happy and comfortable with being a werewolf-hubby, Rowling shits all over him. God. That was depressing. And Fred. Wow. Just. Wow.

Peter's Death was crap. Seriously. His own hand killed him?! WTF?!

I really disliked the whole Dumbledore!Debate. Is he good or bad? And all that background on him and his weird family and sister. I was like, Holy Shit. Dumbledore is Jesus. He will never be less to me. So stop with the whole, he was a power hungry asshole with Grindle-face. He's fucking Dumbeldore. He's awesome and he always cared about Harry. SO FUCK YOU LIFE AND LIES OF ALBUS DUMBLEDORE. I pretended those chapters didn't exist.

Snape could have used alittle more redemption than just, well I loved Lily first, uuh!

The Goblins suck. They just suck. Especially the little assface who took the sword.

I wasn't feeling Xeno Lovegood. Sorry.

I thought the Deathly Hallows seemed so last minute/tacked on. The Death Stick shit was just weird and the fact that Draco mastered it was just fucked up. I didn't really see what was so great about having all the Hallows. Maybe I should re-read those chapters...

We never found out about Bill's werewolf stuff.

The Harry/Ginny relationship just got too creepy for me in this book with his Marauder's map stalking and weird lusting. Weird. Just weird! *shudders*

Lost some of my interest when it was just Harry and Hermione in the rain, angsting in a tent and trecking across England.

The Entire Elder Wand chapter. It's good. Just too fucking depressing since everyone DIES! in that chapter.

The fact that Hagrid lives. GAAAH! Just die! Sorry. Second Least fave character.

Cho Chang had lines in this book. *gags*

Andromeda's life. Seriously. All she has is Teddy. Husband, Son-in-law and daughter = dead.

And the epilouge. Oh God. The epilouge. SO LAME. SO TERRIBLE. Ron/Hermione spaws everyone and bad/uncreative names like Lily 2, James 2, Albus Severus, Hugo?!, and fglsjgldfskgjdfOMGLAME Scorpius. So bad. So cheesey.

But whatever. The book was fucking amazing. Yep. Amazing.

MY FACE IS APPLES.

Sayori_Shii@yahoo.com — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 03:24:46 GMT

Um. Hi. It's certainly been awhile since I last updated. Almost a year. So yeah. Why don't I run through a brief summary of my Sophomore year at Harwich High, shall I? Because I really just want to talk about Harry Potter but I have to build my way up until July. :]

So, I went back to school, felt less-Freshman-y and had alot of fun? Well, it's sort of hard to have fun when you're a Sophomore. Not an Upper-classman but not the scum of the Earth. You're just sort of there. But whatever. I had alot of fun times with Laura and Brenna and Mac and Margaux and everyone. And Bob of Battle totally kicked major ass, since I was in all of his classes. Yeah. Bob of Battle rapes at life.

Um, it was 2007. I tried out for our spring musical, Grease, and I was in the chorus. I don't ever want to hear 'We Go Together' ever again. EVER. Chang-chang-changgity chang shoo-bop isn't english!

I started a fic and um, as of now, haven't given up on it like I usually do. It's well over 70 pages. WOOT. I'm the next J.K. Rowling, guyz! Wow. I didn't just say that. Don't worry.

Gee, it is rather hard coming up with major points of an entire year. Well...after Grease, school sort of ended. It sucked. I mean--why wouldn't it? It's school. I'm sure there was plenty of drama and stuff, I just can't remember anything. I had the most amazing english teacher, Dr. Frankle. God, I love that man. I took AP European History and got a 3 on the exam. PRAISE THORR THE THUNDER GOD!

Um, Guitar Hero 2. Enough said.

Around December, I got into Harry Potter. Like really into it. Which was good because HP7 was just around the corner.

So, a long year full of learning and boring shit. I never had to play soccer, by the way. I should do a victory dance right now.

Um, bad news. As of right now, I haven't played DDR or ITG in about seven months. I haven't seen any of those ghosts of friends like Joel or James or anyone. I don't check my Myspace multiple times a day anymore. In fact, I go weeks without checking it. I actually did check it today though. And SURPRISE. Nothing had changed. Those guys severed their ties with me and I'm fine with it, I guess. I just can't go to the mall now without getting all sentimental about our crazy mall rat gang of DDRwhores/border line scenesters. Where have the good times gone?

I don't really like anime anymore. Yeah. I just said that. I didn't go to any anime converntions this year. And I've been going to Anime Boston annually since 2003. Sad, huh?

I'm sort of a different person when it comes to stuff like that. I mean, I used to have an obscene love for my pyramid spiked belts. Now I don't wear belts because it makes my hips look big. Yeah. I'm different.

I saw lots of great shows on Broadway. Avenue Q, Mamma Mia!, Wicked, The Phantom, Mary Poppins. I'm a Broadway whoreface. I finally saw Rent too and pissed everywhere. It was sex.

Um, saw Pirates 3 and Ghost Rider. Pirates 3, sorry but thumbs down. Too long, two many pacts and too many plot holes. I've seen lots of movies and loved them all. I'm definitely going into detail on the Order of the Phoenix later, so prepare yourself.

Um, so yeah. Went to school, saw movies, obsessed over fictional characters and listened to my Ipod alot. I haven't changed completely. I've just moved on from some things.

So, the best thing about summer so far is HARRY POTTER. Oh yeah, and Laura, me and the parentals went to Vegas and partied at the MGM Signature. God, that room was so sexellent. Plus, I went jet-skiiing. AND I LOVE THE SHOW SCRUBS. SO GOOD. And Coupling. BBC British humor = pwnage. But HARRY POTTER. OH MY GOD, THE FIFTH MOVIE AND THE SEVENTH BOOK. Now I will rant.

Sayori_Shii@yahoo.com — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 15:06:31 GMT

Ew, I slept till 10:30 this morning because I stayed up until 2 in the morning watching the Disney channel. LMAO. But seriously, you have to admit, That's so Raven is a funny show. And then I watched Sister Sister because I love Lisa, the mom. Wow I'm lame. Anyways, I got my new schedule and some of my classes were messed up. Fantastic. :[

Other than that, I've been sitting around watching Pirates, reading rumors for Pirates 3, reading Pirates fanfiction. Wow...I am so obsessed, it's pathetic.

Btw, does anyone else think Milla Jovovich is gorgeous in Ultraviolet, even though the movie itself was kind of retarded. It was only good because of Milla. Just go to my user info, click on my Will is a wannabe avatar (XD) and check out the purple haired babe that is Milla Jovovich.

Everyone has favorite pairings for Pirates of the CAribbean. You know, JackLizzie LizzieWill JackWill blah blah...

My favorite is...
JACKXHIS DIRT! YES!

okay, I'm done for today.