So it's mid-August right now and I've been having an amazing summer. We should start with the fact that I did get my permit like a week after school let out and I think I got the easiest test available. I got the same question about three times and it went along the lines of..."is it ever okay to smoke pot and drive?"

Yeah. So that wasn't hard. Then I learned how to drive Standard which makes me fell really fucking cool, popped a tire while hitting a curb in a rotary, finally signed driving school at the end of the month and then I can get my license. Too bad I'm unemployed and gas is $ 4.15 a gallon. Oh well. 

So really, that was June. July was fun because Kory Thatcher decided to have these all night shoot-a-palooza's with this one person shooter game called Counter Strike. You're divided onto teams with everyone having a laptop. As you can imagine, us girls are awful and just die alot. But there are some hysterical moments that come out of playing games like that. If telling funny stories was an olympic sport, Kory would win every medal. Seriously. He could read the fucking phone book and make me shit myself.

Rock Band 2 Setlist. Um, I shit rainbows at how awesome it is.

Soul Calbiur 4 came out? WTF, where was I?!

Emily Fietz is fucking amazing. I can't even come up with enough adjectives to describe the awesome. She draws me gay Yu-Gi-Oh porn and raves with me in parking lots. Kory taught me how to spin glow sticks. 

I'm pretty sure I've never felt so bi-sexual before this year/summer. I LIKE BOTH, MMKAYYY?

Um, so, Sean's dad told everyone he lost two teeth while getting mugged when it was really his dad punching him in the face. Yeah...so now he lives with his mom who he hates and his dad is selling his house and giving Sean half of the money...

CRY FACE.

Um, three words. THE DARK KNIGHT. Amazing. I plan on seeing it once more to make it four times. I just get really upset while watching it because I think about how dead Heath Ledger is. CRY FACE MORE. Oh and Mamma Mia was pretty great too! Even my dad liked it!

Then we saw ABBA at the Melody Tent again this summer, but this time Mackenzie came with us and we stood up and danced/sang with glow sticks all night. Then, at intermission, we got bitched at for being in people's ways when everyone behind us had been standing too. It's just cause we're 17 and we had glow sticks. And we were hot so they were jealous. So we stood MORE than we had during the first half of the show. Lulz. And it was pouring that night but Mac's neighboor does lights there so we got a rad parking space away from all the traffic. 

I have S.A.T prep. Which sucks. 

I did have a date with Alex. But seriously, he was alot older. And that was my first legitimate date. So when he wanted to go to third in his car and I was all *is a virgin/is not used to dates* like an hour into it and I said no, I think that kind of scared him away. Whoops. But we saw Wall-e and kissed with tongues. I like doing that. Alot. And seriously, everyone's doing it this summer. They find a boy and hook up with him once to get all that sexual tension out and then it's all 'hey, bye, thanks, see you'. Plus he's going off to California to do things that hot boys do. So, that was fun.

Which leads up to yesterday which was GLORIOUS. Mac invited me to P-town to hang out with her, Laura, Ramsey, and then her freinds Emma, Stephanie and Ruby. At first I was all "I don't know them'. BUT IT WAS AMAZING. Those girls were lovely. And Ramsey was, too. LULZ. He's one of the girls. Plus Ruby has a house in P-town and one in Harwich, so we got to dump all of our shit at her P-town house and then keep on trucking like cool kids. We sang through Colors of the Wind and I'll Make a Man Out Of You. And finished both songs. With like, amazing harmony. 

We got lunch at this amazing African place, sang the soup song from the Boosh when Ruby's soup arrived, and got this guy to think we were the shit! He took a group photo of us because he was amazing. Then Ruby saw a hummer and ran up to the woman while she had a fake nose ring in to say  "Mother Earth Thanks You for your contriputions to Global Warming." And the woman's only come-back was--"Eh, nice nose ring." Good one.

Ramsey and I are officially Exclusive because we bought sexy clothes from an underground Boutique called B-Exclusive. Oh yeah. It was kinda pricey but I had money to burn on fun shirts and incense. Ramsey bought the sweatshirt he said he had seen before and had a joygasm.  After that we just walked around and acted retarded. We played Scategories at Ruby's which was fun because Mackenzie thought of the most crazy things like Office Scissors and an Off-white horse. Which were so awesome that we gave her the points for them. After that, Ruby made my eat ice cream while saying a different joyous exclaimation for each bite I had. Awesome. 

Then there was the Twilight midnight party. After we all got home, Mac and I went to the mall to look for some white shoes for her. Then we decided, well, we're going to the Twlight Midnight party, let's get some red fucking apples to carry around and be hot while doing so. So we went to Trader Joes and bought some. Yes. Then went into this weird Twlight themed kissing booth where this dude blind-folded probably about 150 horny chicks and say "You ready? you'll be damned for all time, you know..." and put red dots on your neck. Mac and I just hit on him to fluster him. It worked. 

So, after getting sort of hot and bothered after that, we read various excerpts from Romance novels which charming titles like 'Italian Stallions' or 'Gothic Heat'. Then all of a sundden, Brenna and Laura Wildman are like 'oh hey!' Mind you, I haven't seen Laura Wildman since the seniors got to leave early for summer. Alex was her friend whom I met though her. So that was fantastic. Then I met these two girls who were hiding from someone they didn't like so I gave them 'disguises' which consisted of sunglasses and shorts. They were great because they seemed young and reminded me of me and MAc when we were in like 8th on 9th grade. 

Then Emily was all "I'm here with my crazy co-workers who are both kind of drunk!" which was great. Emily and Brenna are on Team Jacob. Mac and I are Team Edward, even thought I've only read the first 50 pages of the first one. LULZ. Oh well. 

So yesterday pretty much rocked. YES.

Unfortunately, I have about a month where I need to read my four summer books, maybe get a job and do driving school. Fuck. Oh well.

OH MY HELL. NEWS OF PANDORA BEING IN GUITAR HERO 4 (or GH: on tour)!!
Even though the outfit is kinda weird (catholic school girl...? seriously...she's the goth/metal girl guys...)
BUT WHATEVER. I'll take whatever I can get at this point! :P

Livejournal FTW. 

So prom happened and it was amazing. Probably one of the best nights of my life. It's in the top three. Well...if I think of the other twobest nights, I'll be sure to tell you what they were. I think I scared Brenna's supah-fly date, Nate Burnie, though. I have a very interesting way of talking. I like to say 'True story' after pretty much everything I say. I think he was um--how should we say--hesitant of me after prom. LULZ. 

Yeah, and my Senior friends are done with school. Well---FUCK THE ENTIRE SENIOR CLASS except for Doc Howard, Emily Fietz, Laura Wildman, Josh and Nick Bonnatt, Ellen Burmingham and Kory Thatcher. The rest of that class can go suck a big HUGE man-penis. Seriously. I plan on continuing Saturday night techno raves in the local Burger King parking lot with them. It's pretty much amazing.

So, I'm scrambling for a last minute summer job at maybe a movie theatre, because my other job with Laura fell through. COUGHCOUGHSTILLREALLYANNOYEDABOUTTHATCOUGH. But whatever. I just need to learn that some people can't keep promises.

David Cook and I are having sexy singing babies, btdubs. 

Oh and that judgemental asshole in the last post? Well...I guess everyone realized he was a--well--judgemental asshole--and he isn't breathing down my neck anymore. Yayz. 

Still need to get on that whole um--driving thing. Seriously. COUGHCOUGHSTILLHAVEN'TGOTMYPERMITEVENTHOUGHITURNED16LASTDECEMBERCOUGH. Uh--yeah. And I need a boyfriend. And a job. And...um--to not get another shitty grade on the SAT's in the fall.

We will not reveal my current score. 
Hint: it's not more than 1100. 

Yeah, ouch, I know. Can I remind you that I got a 90 in fucking Pre-Calculus last term but I can't do the math on the SAT's?! Can someone figure out what's wrong with that picture? 

So my list for the summer is...
get a fucking job.
finally learn to drive (just in time to give away my new job's pay for gas)
get a boyfriend (Alex Barron--don't be shyyyy.... *is a creep*)
and have as much fun with my senior friends as possible before they leave for college.  (with the job, sat prep, and driving hours--ugh...that doesn't sound like alot of time for fun)

I hate you...seriously. AHAHAHA. Metalocalypse FTW.

Okay, just found out that Pandora won't be in fucking Gutiar Hero 3. WTFFTW? I'M SO PISSED. She was one of the reasons why I even played. GRRR. And they got rid of Clive. WTF? He was amazing. Because fucking Xavier Stone is 'the 70's rocker', they didn't need two? WTF? Xavier wasn't a fucking 70's rocker in the first game. He had dreads and wore jeans. CLIVE WAS AMAZING. And then these guys claimed that they melded Pandora and Judy together? Cool? NO. FUCK THE WORLD. These new people just killed my game. They should have left it with Harmonix, I'm so pissed at the world right now.

Pandora was my fucking girl. You can see this by looking at my LJ icons. And my devart. I'm obsessed and they cut her! dksjfsaldfjasljfsalfj That's just as bad as David Fucking Yates being like, 'Ooooh, Christian Coulson is too old to be Tom Riddle in the 6th movie.' AH. Fuck all you assfaces.